Valerie's Survival Kit
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Valerie’s Survival Kit

for long shifts, boring hours, and whenever you miss Michael

A NOTE FROM MICHAEL
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CAFFEINE DEPARTMENT
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✦ FUN FACT
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HYDRATION
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Michael Updates

breaking news from the world's least important news organization

TODAY · NOTHING YET
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Valeries Arcade

productive use of government-approved boredom

these games are local play only and don't connect to the internet

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Message Room

UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Pardon the ghost dust.
A very small ghost in a very small hard hat is building the chatroom. Michael says it'll be ready soon. The ghost has not confirmed this.

come say something stupid

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no accounts no passwords no email no registration
Nicknames aren't verified. Anyone can pick any name that isn't already taken.
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/nick newname /me waves /who
connecting to the tiny internet…
Message Room couldn't connect.
The tiny internet goblins may be having problems. Everything else still works.

Messages here are live and temporary. If nobody's here, go bother Michael somewhere else.

☾ made by Michael for Valerie · updated whenever he remembers
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☾ HEY VALERIE
Welcome to your little corner of the internet.
Poke around, play some games, and see what I've been up to today.
✦ psst… there are secret themes hidden around the site. I'm not telling you where.
— Michael
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PRIORITY BROADCAST

EMERGENCY MICHAEL MODE ACTIVATED

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Talk to you later baby
⚠︎ SECRET THEME UNLOCKED
A-4 THAAD
Direct hit. You found the missile and unlocked the secret A-4 THAAD theme. It's in the theme picker now.
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