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Valerie’s Survival Kit

for long shifts, boring hours, and whenever you miss Michael

A NOTE FROM MICHAEL

☕︎

CAFFEINE DEPARTMENT

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✦ FUN FACT

HYDRATION

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Michael Updates

breaking news from the world's least important news organization

TODAY · NOTHING YET

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productive use of government-approved boredom

these games are local play only and don't connect to the internet

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Pardon the ghost dust.

A very small ghost in a very small hard hat is building the chatroom. Michael says it'll be ready soon. The ghost has not confirmed this.

come say something stupid

CHOOSE A NICKNAME

            no accounts
            no passwords
            no email
            no registration
          

Nicknames aren't verified. Anyone can pick any name that isn't already taken.

            
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            as {{ roomNick }}

            /nick newname
            /me waves
            /who
            
          

connecting to the tiny internet…

Message Room couldn't connect.

The tiny internet goblins may be having problems. Everything else still works.

Messages here are live and temporary. If nobody's here, go bother Michael somewhere else.